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Tag Archives: birthdays
Big plans
When I was expecting my first born, I had lofty idealistic plans to be the perfect mom. I’d be in tune with this child – knowing her every desire, fulfilling her every need, and understanding her every thought. By the … Continue reading
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Posted in children, love
Tagged birthdays, communication, Jennifer
Number twos try harder
Guilt wasn’t new to me. The heavy-duty variety of guilt crowded out normal thought patterns as Hot Wheelz had developed in the womb. “Don’t lift your arms above your head,” Grandma had warned, “or the umbilical cord will strangle the … Continue reading
How times have changed
Last night I spent helping decorate for my grandson’s, the Bug, birthday party… at my home. “Your house is bigger,” the GAP said. I think I heard her whisper, “Plus I won’t have to clean up.” “It’s a Hogwarts School of … Continue reading
Posted in children, grandchildren
Tagged birthdays, parties
Twins except
Okay, twins except that my brother and I were born thirteen years apart. It took my parents that long to recover from me. Not really. They’d wanted another child, but after years of trying the doctor told them, they could … Continue reading
You’ve come a long way baby
Eight years ago I saw him emerge into this world, like a cartoon taking shape from a couple of well-drawn lines. My first grandchild. I watched him grow and learn. I watched him stumble and fall. I rocked him to sleep … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, memories
Tagged birthdays
Number four
Was patience the missing piece? Just my luck, men were tested for courage and women for patience. At best, patience was a swap. The trade-off — a fleeting respite from the eternal wait. Wait until you can afford it. Wait your … Continue reading
Doubly wonderful
I love patriotic songs. I love our flag. I love our country. I admire those who risk their lives for our safety, and grieve for families who lose loved ones in the service of each of us. And I love … Continue reading
Posted in family, holidays, patriotism
Tagged birthdays, grandchildren, Memorial Day
Dolly
Born in Kyrene, Arizona, in an adobe hut, May 24, 1905, my grandmother was the second daughter (Viola born two years earlier) of Edward Barnett Stewart and Mamie Bell Weller. Her father had a band and played the harmonica. Her parents … Continue reading
Posted in attitude, family
Tagged birthdays, grandmother
Mom had pockets
Some people have mothers that collect lockets. Some mothers fantasize about high powered rockets. But what my mother loved was pockets. And not just any ones. They had to be big enough to hold a Kleenex, keys, Certs, and maybe … Continue reading
Posted in motherhood
Tagged birthdays, mother
The mouse turns one
Hickory, dickory, dock. The Mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the Mouse ran down. Hickory, dickory, dock. “I’m one today,” roared the Mouse. Well, not in so many words. He’s no longer content to sit and watch … Continue reading
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Tagged birthdays
