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Category Archives: technology
The day it all came crashing down
As you are well aware, I have nicknames for favorite (or infamous) people in my life. So it should be no surprise that this is true at work also. There’s Georges of the Jungle, Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike (the seagulls from Nemo), and … Continue reading
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Posted in technology
Tagged computers
Whoops!
Sleep, after you turn eight years old, is a very precious commodity. I haven’t had much of it lately. After a several nights until midnight at the office this past week, I’m wondering what daylight looks like. So this morning as I read … Continue reading
Posted in technology
Tagged tired
Buttons and bangles
Maybe I’m a wee bit grumpy lately. I’m worn out and impatient. And you’re asking how that’s changed since childbirth. Probably not much. I’m doing all sorts of novel things lately – learning about Quick Parts, RibbonXML, customXMLparts – things … Continue reading
Posted in humor, technology
Tagged Microsoft
Ay ay ay
The crack of dawn slapped me on the side of the head to get me going. Then I smacked my barely-alive monitor on its side to keep it from dying. I haven’t been posting very much, because I haven’t been doing much of anything … Continue reading
Posted in technology
Tagged vacation
C-sick computer
Last week my color laser printer stopped doing just that… printing. I had been attracted by all the bells and whistles, but I’d failed to factor into the price of laser cartridges for my lightweight, versatile absolutely DEPLORABLE Xerox printer. I couldn’t … Continue reading
Posted in technology
Tagged computers, printers
Rekindle your iLove
In a world where technology often seems to be stealing our social and language skills, the Kindle™, a wireless reading device read on a small illuminated screen has spurred a revived ferocity of reading. Book clubs are springing up all … Continue reading
Posted in communication, family, friends, love, technology
Tagged puzzles, Thanksgiving, time
When it rains, it pours
Last night, wedding veil in hand, I was off to another speaking engagement of legal secretaries, IT trainers, and paralegals from Beverly Hills and Century City. No, I don’t see myself as much of a bride these days, but I … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor, technology
Tagged gps, public speaking
Press 1 for
Yesterday I received an offer of $10 credit on my account if I opted to go paperless. That excited Couponman. Today I typed TimeWarner.com into my browser and made an attempt to login. The login prompt asked for my account information, so … Continue reading
Posted in humor, technology
Tagged attitude
Open fly nuptials
This past weekend I presented at a legal professionals’ gala. On Friday, I practiced on my crew at work. The big question – how do you make Microsoft entertaining yet informative? Answer – everyone loves a wedding, even between Word 2010 and … Continue reading
Posted in humor, technology
Tagged marriage, Word
Kirk who?
Yesterday I received an email from a fellow employee, a cute young girl: Am I in trouble for something? Why did you give me a funny look in the ladies room? I wasn’t aware I was giving any funnier of … Continue reading
Posted in age, humor, technology
Tagged Microsoft, proper nouns
