Cast of Characters
- Me - helpless romantic
- Gifted American Princess - daughter #1
- Mr. Green Jeans - the son-in-law
- Hot Wheelz - son #1
- CoCo - daughter #2
- Cheezy - son #2
- the Bug - grandson #1 of 2
- the Worm - granddaughter #1 of 1
- the Mouse - grandson #2 of 2
- Couponman, the reporter - Grandpa
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About Me"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
I've been telling people what to do for years. And for the same number of years, they've been ignoring me. What better way to continue the tradition than to start blogging!
I hope you enjoy my funny... working its way up to hilarious... blog.
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Category Archives: lessons
No, I’m not trying to annihilate a whole species. It’s Open House time. Parent/teacher confrontations as a mom brought me face to face with terror. I had a Back to School Night and Open House countdown going when my kids were school age. But … Continue reading
No one deserves a broken heart, unless maybe that kid who chased me home from school when I was in the second grade. I don’t think I ever got one valuable smidgen of enlightenment from having a damaged heart, and I hate them once … Continue reading
Scenario One: “Where’d you get those oranges?” I asked, pointing to a full bowl on Hot Wheelz’ kitchen counter. I was disappointed. I’d been traveling companions with a plastic grocery bag full of oranges on my trip to Utah yesterday. … Continue reading