Category Archives: humor

Nice moustache

“Don’t forget to start getting your passport,” I called each of my foursome.  Once a nagger, always a nagger. “I can’t decide whether to get my picture with a moustache or clean-shaven,” said Hot Wheelz.  “Clean shaven,” I said, putting … Continue reading


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Quartzite

I’ve always hated “exercising” for the sake of exercise.  I don’t mind getting exercise as a by-product of hard work, but to do it with nothing tangible in my hand afterwards has never been my idea as a substitute for … Continue reading


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Photography 101

Couponman went to Big Lots and came away with a steal — two point and shoot digital cameras.   One for the Bug and one for the Worm.  They were so excited, the batteries were worn out by the end of … Continue reading


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Kna Kna

“Kna kna,” said the two-year-old Mouse to his mom while she prepared lunch. “Huh?” she replied. Again, he said, “Kna kna.”  The Mouse still doesn’t say much, but he is trying more. She looked puzzled then looked at his tiny hands.  … Continue reading


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Hooker grandma

“Grandma, will you please put some fingernail polish on me?” asked the six-year-old Worm.  Her mom, the GAP, sat in the chair at the computer and overheard.  “Remember you can’t have dark colors or red,” she cautioned.  “Little girls can … Continue reading


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Egg ain’t what it used to be

Long ago I could… Wash out forty four pairs of socks And have ‘em on the line Starch and iron two dozen shirts ‘Fore you can count from one to nine. Slip up a great big dip of lard From … Continue reading


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Somethings new, somethings not

The irises are in bloom again.  Bought a new car last week.  Couponman worked his wonders at the dealership.  If you consider years of payments a wonder.  The Toyota Highlander is comfy, but has a little style, not looking quite … Continue reading


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Day of fools

Guess which one of these is my April Fool’s joke? The roof in the sunroom caved in last week because of the rain. I just won the largest lotto in history so I am quitting my job tomorrow. Well, if … Continue reading


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Here we go again

“Do you have any plans on April 28th?” the GAP asked from her end on the phone. “April 28th?” I questioned her.  “I don’t even know what’s on for tomorrow.” “Well, there’s going to be a 5K run at the … Continue reading


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BOGO loneliness

With his stash of BOGO discounts tucked under his arm, Couponman headed out for a trip to Las Vegas with his sister.  “Lose big time,” I called to him.  He always does the opposite of what I ask, so figured … Continue reading


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