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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
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Category Archives: humor
Things you shouldn’t say at a baseball game
Cheezy and I showed up at Hot Wheelz baseball game last Saturday. While the pitcher found his groove and the outfielders found their mitts (lots of walks and dropped balls), Cheezy and I chatted. “What’s the count?” Cheezy asked as … Continue reading
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Ducks are cocky
“Hey, Mom, let’s go to the gym,” Cheezy said while I visited in Utah this past weekend, “I’ll train you.” As we turned the corner, two ducks stepped off the curb in front of the car. “Ducks are just too … Continue reading
Favorite quote of the night
Last night I celebrated another Mother’s Day with my girls. The grandkids love being with their Aunt Coco. Her sense of humor is a little lot quirky. (I have no idea where she gets it from.) The Bug found my … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor
Tagged family, Mother's Day
Mother’s Day goes to the dogs
Surrounded by breathtaking mountains, under a blue sky with white fluffy clouds, with a few hours to spare on this perfect spring day before my flight home, Hot Wheelz and I gathered up Bruce and his friend, Jack, and headed … Continue reading
Posted in holidays, humor, motherhood
Tagged dogs, Mother's Day
The sounds of yoga
I’ve come to recognize a few sounds in yoga — not the graceful whoosing from one powerful move to another or the relaxing chants. More like the ceremonial cracking of my knees or the faint sound of my grateful body … Continue reading
Amnesia meets deja vu
I forgot — again. As you age you need to develop tricks for remembering. My mom used to tie a piece of string around her ring finger just above her wedding ring. She’d look at the string and just know … Continue reading
That’s a stretch
The front seat of Couponman’s car is always cluttered with torn coupons, receipts, and miscellaneous debris picked up at the 99¢ Store. I try to scooch to the front edge of the seat so that I don’t disturb his treasures. … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor, marriage, shopping
Tagged age
Word banks
My girlfriend and I are on a mission. Actually I’m on the mission and I’ve coerced her into joining me. I’m trying to find my 21-year-old body wrapped deep inside my 21×3+1 body. So the other night after surviving a … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor
Tagged exercise
Taking the risk
“Let’s grab a bite to eat,” I said to Nae. We’d been working hard and deserved a break. “Where do you want to go?” I gave her the look like “duh, where you think?” We have a favorite place. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in friends, humor
Tagged eating out
He said, she heard
“I have salmon for tonight,” Couponman mumbled. “She didn’t go to Disneyland,” I answered. “What kind of answer is that?” he asked. “She ran out of time,” I explained further. “What does Disneyland have to do with salmon?” “What does … Continue reading
Posted in age, communication, humor
Tagged confusion
