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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
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Author Archives: Penny
Sound of the crow
“Tree pose, everyone,” instructed Dawn. “Hands in prayer position in front of your heart.” My balance is getting better, I smiled to myself. From tree pose, everyone inhaled their arms overhead. Everyone looked like a sturdy oak. Everyone but me. … Continue reading
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Room for three
The not-so-little baby pushed his way into my heart and lap. The Bug, the oldest, composed and sang a song for us — You know I’m on to you, You know I’m on to you, You’re stealing my heart from … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, love
Luxury suite
The Bug and his dad went on a Father-Son campout last night. I’ve “pretended” to like camping most of my adult life, but to be honest I think flush toilets are just about my favorite invention. One week after Cheezy … Continue reading
Things you shouldn’t say at a baseball game
Cheezy and I showed up at Hot Wheelz baseball game last Saturday. While the pitcher found his groove and the outfielders found their mitts (lots of walks and dropped balls), Cheezy and I chatted. “What’s the count?” Cheezy asked as … Continue reading
Ducks are cocky
“Hey, Mom, let’s go to the gym,” Cheezy said while I visited in Utah this past weekend, “I’ll train you.” As we turned the corner, two ducks stepped off the curb in front of the car. “Ducks are just too … Continue reading
Favorite quote of the night
Last night I celebrated another Mother’s Day with my girls. The grandkids love being with their Aunt Coco. Her sense of humor is a little lot quirky. (I have no idea where she gets it from.) The Bug found my … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor
Tagged family, Mother's Day
Mother’s Day goes to the dogs
Surrounded by breathtaking mountains, under a blue sky with white fluffy clouds, with a few hours to spare on this perfect spring day before my flight home, Hot Wheelz and I gathered up Bruce and his friend, Jack, and headed … Continue reading
Posted in holidays, humor, motherhood
Tagged dogs, Mother's Day
Mother’s adventures
You’ve heard the saying, “nothing ever turns out like you plan.” Nothing could be truer than the plans you make as a parent. I hadn’t planed to raise four young children in a single parent home. I hadn’t planned to … Continue reading
Posted in children, holidays, love
Tagged Jennifer, Mother's Day
Up, up and away
Long hours, too short of days is my life lately. The upside is that the family vacation to Costa Rica is paid for. But even with the next goal – a resistance spa – in mind, the seven-day-a-week, twelve hour … Continue reading
The sounds of yoga
I’ve come to recognize a few sounds in yoga — not the graceful whoosing from one powerful move to another or the relaxing chants. More like the ceremonial cracking of my knees or the faint sound of my grateful body … Continue reading
