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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
I've been telling people what to do for years. And for the same number of years, they've been ignoring me. What better way to continue the tradition than to start blogging!
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Author Archives: Penny
Too much time on my hands
If you think working 100+ hours a week, coupled with the fact that the grandkids are out of town on their annual snow trip to Big Bear, won’t leave me with any time to get in trouble, think again. With … Continue reading
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Whoops!
Sleep, after you turn eight years old, is a very precious commodity. I haven’t had much of it lately. After a several nights until midnight at the office this past week, I’m wondering what daylight looks like. So this morning as I read … Continue reading
Posted in technology
Tagged tired
Keeping in touch
I love it when my grown children make an effort to reach out to me. Most of the time I’m thinking they’d rather be sharing ideas with someone their own age. And then magic happened this week. I received calls or … Continue reading
My guy
Couponman has a problem. Sometimes I’m the problem, but that’s not the one I’m talking about today. I’m talking about the other one – his fifty percent average. My dad had a phrase for it – half-a**ed. Funny, my Japanese … Continue reading
Posted in holidays, marriage
Tagged Valentine's Day
A journey of two years
The Mouse turned two today. Not long ago I cradled him in my arms (shortly after midnight). He still doesn’t say much, but in his two short years he’s taken a lot in. He’s learned how to change the channel … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, humor
Tagged birthdays, photography
Underwater
I often feel like I’m going down for the third time. I spread myself too thin (not to be confused with being too thin), over-commit myself, and have a hard time staying afloat. Unfortunately, it looks like I’ve passed this … Continue reading
Posted in family, grandchildren
Tagged birthday, Jennifer
Suspicious circumstances
Yesterday I joined two friends for dinner. We laughed when Laurel shared how she’d met her husband at a production of an amateur play. She’d turned red and white stripped Dr. Denton’s into a kangaroo costume by wearing them backwards. … Continue reading
Someday it will be hilarious
As mothers we all have those experiences that down the road, years later, will be our favorite stories to share. Just not on the day they happen. My oldest daughter, the GAP, called me yesterday with one of those stories. … Continue reading
Posted in children, humor, motherhood
Tagged Jennifer, trials
No extra parts
On the car ride to Oxnard this past weekend, the six-year-old Worm began a story about a cat named Duchess. Each person in turn added a sentence to the story beginning with the word or phase ending the previous storyteller’s … Continue reading
Passing of the recipe
Cheezy called to ask for my wonton recipe — a Super Bowl favorite. They take forever to make, and are gone in an instant. But they did encourage lots of family togetherness. “You want wontons,” I’d say. “Then your going to have … Continue reading
Posted in homemaking, sports
Tagged football, recipes
