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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
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Monthly Archives: February 2012
The day it all came crashing down
As you are well aware, I have nicknames for favorite (or infamous) people in my life. So it should be no surprise that this is true at work also. There’s Georges of the Jungle, Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike (the seagulls from Nemo), and … Continue reading
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Posted in technology
Tagged computers
Seat of his pants
Unexpected phone calls from my grown children generally fall into two categories — distress and “I need something.” I always gear for these two when I see caller ID, but hope for success. I might add, especially for one adult child. … Continue reading
Posted in children, motherhood
Tagged trials
Sesame Street was right
Do everything in three minute segments (or less). Children’s attention span is brief. The Mouse came to visit me at ten in the morning while his brother and sister were in Saturday school so Mom could run some errands. He … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, leisure
Blue on blue
I was bound and determined to leave work early. Well, not so early as “on time.” The grandkids were coming over for the Bug’s karate class. In four short weeks, he’s perfected his bent knee push-up, almost ready for the … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, leisure
Tagged jam
As far as I know
The other day I received an email that began AFAIK. I had no idea what that meant. Who talks like AFAIK? I had to browse on the web before I could read my email. This shorthand communication skill could come … Continue reading
Posted in age, communication
Tagged texting
Too much time on my hands
If you think working 100+ hours a week, coupled with the fact that the grandkids are out of town on their annual snow trip to Big Bear, won’t leave me with any time to get in trouble, think again. With … Continue reading
Posted in beauty, humor
Tagged gel nails, manicure, moustaches
Whoops!
Sleep, after you turn eight years old, is a very precious commodity. I haven’t had much of it lately. After a several nights until midnight at the office this past week, I’m wondering what daylight looks like. So this morning as I read … Continue reading
Posted in technology
Tagged tired
Keeping in touch
I love it when my grown children make an effort to reach out to me. Most of the time I’m thinking they’d rather be sharing ideas with someone their own age. And then magic happened this week. I received calls or … Continue reading
My guy
Couponman has a problem. Sometimes I’m the problem, but that’s not the one I’m talking about today. I’m talking about the other one – his fifty percent average. My dad had a phrase for it – half-a**ed. Funny, my Japanese … Continue reading
Posted in holidays, marriage
Tagged Valentine's Day
A journey of two years
The Mouse turned two today. Not long ago I cradled him in my arms (shortly after midnight). He still doesn’t say much, but in his two short years he’s taken a lot in. He’s learned how to change the channel … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, humor
Tagged birthdays, photography
