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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Where did the years go?
I’ve been there for my granddaughter, the wiggly Worm since the beginning. Wasn’t it just yesterday, or the day before? There was the curly top who never made a sound, never babbled — diagnosed with apraxia of speech (the brain doesn’t know how to make … Continue reading
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Posted in grandchildren
Tagged first day of school, school, time
The ole’ swimming hole
“How we gonna pour concrete in the deep end without leaving footprints?” Uncle Phil had asked. The pool was to be something special in our small blue collar town — fact is for many years, the only one. It was … Continue reading
Posted in family, memories
Tagged extended family, swimming pools
Menopause is an acronym
“M” is for the million ways my husband finds to bug me, “E” means estrogen deficient, armed and dangerous, “N” is for night sweats, hot and cold flashes, and all around lack of climate control, “O” means I’m growing ridiculously … Continue reading
He’s a peach
“If I get a deal on a couple of flats of peaches, could you put some up?” Couponman, action hero of the recession, asked me the other morning. Morning was the keyword. I don’t do mornings well, preferably not at … Continue reading
Posted in beginnings, homemaking, humor
Tagged birthdays, canning, children, cooking
Captive audience
Trips to airports are often multi-purpose. Of course, to transport person B to location A. But for moms, always a mom, types of people, they serve as captive teaching moments. Today was such a morning. Off to Long Beach Airport, … Continue reading
Posted in communication, travel
Tagged children
Does any man listen?
On my last visit out-of-state to see my sons, we spent a day at a friend’s large ranch. On the way back from the horse barn, I listened to my sons chat about the next adventure on the day’s schedule — target shooting. “Are … Continue reading
Posted in communication
Tagged humor, marriage
Swimmer’s gone
My grandson is allergic to almost everything — cats, dogs, and peanuts. So a year ago last June we bought him a blue Beta fish with a pretty bowl that sat on a base that changed colors. The Bug named him Swimmer. … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren, lessons
Tagged pets, sorrow
Frick and Frack
I met a friend for lunch yesterday. We became friends after finding out how much we had in common — our first grandsons born one month apart (we long ago agreed to disagree on whose was the cutest), both mothers suffered … Continue reading
Posted in age, friends
Tagged communication, humor
Homeland cruise lines
Hot Wheelz is coming to visit. I awoke before the crack of dawn yesterday morning. The early bird was still putting on her makeup. I jumped out of bed all bright and bushy-tailed. Okay, bright and jumped might not be … Continue reading
Posted in children, travel
Tagged growing up, home
I’ll have a ticket with that
I get away with a lot regarding my driving. I’m a non-descript grandma in a non-descript car, nothing flashy, nothing standout. But, not yesterday morning on the way to work. A straight through lane has changed recently to a right … Continue reading
Posted in attitude, humor
Tagged favorite, traffic tickets
