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"Mom, you're on crack," my kids' favorite response to my valuable comments." I like to think of myself as the grandma humorist of the 21st Century. At best, I'm Erma Bombeck on crack.
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Monthly Archives: July 2010
The younger generation
My co-worker set up a virtual PC for me, then sent me an image of it on email. The virtual lets me experiment with software, then with a flip of a switch restore everything back to what it was. I wish I had … Continue reading
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Posted in age, technology
Tagged children, grandchildren, technology
Purple crayons
Yesterday was my favorite day — yoga day. Unfurl my purple crayon and get down, dawg. Last week we had practiced hip openers, my yoga instructor called them. One of my yoga mates said that the hip openers had made … Continue reading
Too much information
Papa Lang was a man of few words. Legend is he didn’t talk until he was five years old. When his older sister asked why, he replied, “Didn’t have nothin’ important to say.” Ozzie Nelson in all his episodes of … Continue reading
Posted in communication, humor
Tagged gadgets
A fruit falls from the tree
And my husband sees pies. We’ve got to hurry before Fred, the cigar smoking neighborhood squirrel, smells the ripened fruit. My mom’s crust was the best. Actually Aunt Piggy’s, Aunt Soozie’s, and my Grandma’s were equally good. My mom gave … Continue reading
Posted in homemaking
Tagged cooking, food, marriage
Sunday morning with kids
Spirituality never happened before noon, and rarely after dinner. “Get in the car,” I said. “We’ll eat on the way to Sunday School.” I ripped open a box of generic brand Cheerios called “Hoops of Joy,” and poured a mound … Continue reading
Game night with grandkids
Just last weekend I played games with seniors. Playing with grandkids is about the same. No one still knows what they’re doing, but at least they have an excuse. I cherry-picked (punny thing to do in a game called Apples … Continue reading
Posted in grandchildren
Tagged board games, fun
Second born
There is something about motherhood no one can explain — that thing non-mothers are envious of. Like holding a baby and falling in love. Or the heartbeat so close with an infant resting on your chest that you feel as … Continue reading
Save a dollar, lose your mind
Yesterday I had carpet installed in two rooms. My daughter Coco says my house looks like a patchwork quilt. I chose to ignore her. Did I say judgmental things like that to my kids that they chose to ignore? I made … Continue reading
Posted in home improvement
Tagged humor, marriage, saving money
Game night for seniors
Playing party games as a senior has an added element — surprise. This past weekend, we invited two friends over, Mr. Piano Man and Linda. We have no nickname for Linda. She has a uniqueness that cannot be named. Dinner went … Continue reading
Posted in age, friends, humor
Tagged board games, fun
What you won’t hear in Sunday School
And God in His infinite wisdom shuffled and cut a gigantic deck of playing cards. “Lucky draw,” He smiled, flipping over the ace of diamonds. He handed the coveted lot to a young female spirit. “Have a pleasant life.” With … Continue reading
Posted in attitude, beginnings
Tagged trials
